The Post Office at Alchemy – Experiments in Guerrilla Transparency

We are going to run the post office at the Burning Man regional event called Alchemy.  A Burning Man style post office is a long lever funological tool.  It creates the opportunity for all manner of theatric, self reflective/self expressive, bemusing vinettes as customers attemptsend or receive their mail from a post service which you hire without money. Below is most of a seductive letter i wrote to people who i want to join Sky, Sara, Kassia, Wilow and i on this adventrue.


Post Office at Burning Man Circa whenever

Were i on the other side of this seductive thread i would be asking
myself “Why should i be going wildly out of my way to Georgia to come
to this event, other than these fun people who i can see here?”  or
put more formally “What funological frontiers will be advanced by our
groups and my personal participation in this event?”

We are going to build a post office.  Modeled after the Burnign Man
postal service, it is an inner festival postal service which collects
letters and post cards from our camp (YAB) and delivers them to people
or their trusted camp mates in other locations during the festival.

The funological long lever in this situation is both the senders and
the receivers need to pay the postal service and they can not use
money to do it.  Our collective imagination can tickle, enchant and
transform the camp participants who dare to use our postal service.

Examples will help here:

Random Unwary Paticipant (RUP): i would like to send a letter
You Are Beautiful Postal Employee (YPE pronounced Yippee!):  Great to who?
RUP:  Priscella Wombat
YPE: Do you love her?
RUP: Excuse me?
YPE: You dont look deaf, here i will whisper [softly leaning towards
RUP] do you love her?
RUP: i heard you the first time, isn’t that a quite personal question?
YPE: Look do you want this mail to work or not?
RUP: “work?”
YPE: yes work.  All Yippee Mail is guaranteed, what ever you want to
have happen suggested in the letter will happen, but our trained staff
of experts (including yours truly) will help you to manifest the
reality you want by consulting with you at our usual exorbitant
non-monetary prices.
RUP: i think i understand.  So i guess i like her a lot and would like
to get to know her better
YPE: Excellent, now we are talking.  So we will start with the address
- one of the most important parts. ” Prescilla Wombat” [postal worker
writes on randomly selected post card]
What camp is she in?
RUP: Nirvana
YPE: And how can she uniquely identify herself?
RUP: She has two small moles under her left eye?
YPE: Boring
RUP: She has a flower tatoo on her ankle
YPE: apparently you are blind as well as deaf – have you seem all the
wild ass flower tattoos around here?  can she sing?
RUP: Not really
YPE: Quote poetry? do contact improv? play the loot?
RUP: She can juggle!
YPE: Fantastic [scribbles wild instructions about juggling to the
postal carrier] now go think of some amazing thing you could do
together (no going to the burn together does not count) and ask her to
do it in this postcard.  And when you come back, cut in line to the
front and i want to hear the first two verses of Bobby McGee in
falsetto from you, if you dont know the words ask around and someone
ELSE will help you.
YPE: Next! [Looks behind the current RUP]

Of course much more abbreviated dialogs are possible


Burning Man pix since no great Alchemy pix

Willow (age 9):  Hey you! [to person walking by] come here
RUP: Me, ah, okay [foolishly steps towards Willow]
Willow: Who is your best friend at camp?
RUP: Mannerva Frump
Willow: Write them some post card [slams a card on the table pushing
it towards RUP]
RUP: Okay [cautiously taking the post card]
Willow: and i will only mail it if you find me some chocolate
RUP: ahhh, okay [sheepishly]

Similar complex or simple exchanges can happen at the end, when the post is delivered.

We are not staffing the entire post office (tho we will certainly do
some shifts as office workers and carriers if we like) we are
organizing the volunteers who are making this event happen.

There is a tremendous capacity for guerrilla transparency work here
you can ask people what they are afraid of or how they want to change
their own life as part of the postal fee, before you ask them these
questions you can contract that they will think deeply and answer
honestly.

Free and Kate and Aurora are also part of the You Are Beautiful (YAB)
as well as the Cville fire dancing troop Scintillation and other
friends.  We were part of YAB at Transformus and it provided fine
central camp/lounge and food services.

There is a bus going down that we are in dialog with and we are taking
Shana’s Subaru, hopefully we will be caravaning .  The event itself is
$45 and then there is some camp fee for YAB which provides a meal plan
(which we will kick in TO/Woodfolk veggies and other food into) and a
central lounge area.

The event itself has both a burning of a man and a more emotional
temple burn and uses the same cashless interior economy.

It would be better if you were there with us making this and other
exciting things happen.