i already live in the future

There is a point in many introductory conversations in which it is time to exchange emails.  What you want to do if you can is to tell a story that easily enables the person who is hearing the email to remember it, even if they cant find the scrap of paper that they wrote it down on.  This is my short story.

“In the future, email addresses will be so descriptive and completely mapped that if you guessed what the address was, you would probably guess it correctly.” Pause for dramatic effect. “I already live in the future. paxus@twinoaks.org